I’m an Omnivore

“If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion.”
-Rumored to have been said by L. Ron Hubbard, science fiction writer and founder of Scientology.

You could say the same thing about starting your own diet. Dieting is a billion-dollar industry, but there’s no reason that you can’t be a part of it all. Now, you too can jump on the yo-yo dieting bandwagon! In fact, I’m doing it right now. I’m going to tell you how to create your own diet without actually knowing a thing about food.

Making Millions the Easy Way
All you’ll need to get started is the following:

• A degree from a diploma mill ensuring your credibility.
• A cheesy infomercial proving guaranteed success.
• Pseudo-scientific research.
• A set of confusing and impossible dietary guidelines.

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